ANNOUNCING THE WINNERS OF THE KOOL KEITH ALBUM INSPIRATION CONTEST (INSANE STUFF WITHIN)
What’s it like in Kool Keith’s head? Awesome as fuck, but once you come out, the rest of the world is just like a blank gray screen. But whatever, it’s worth it. Since Kool Keith is playing in a matter of MINUTES, we asked our contestants to pick a YouTube to inspire his next album. We got some weird entries, trust us. But first prize—which is TWO TICKETS to the show AND the Critical Beatdown LP—goes to…
FIRST PRIZE: K.R. with “MUD BUTT”
Gotta say, this has tons of Keith-ian potential. Twilight Zone + bodily functions (“doo doo”) is a formula Keith could really explode. A whole album about how food is out to kill you in unexpected ways … and then people try and make you listen to music you don’t wanna hear? That’ll work fine. Congrats, K.R.! You get two tickets AND there will be an LP of Critical Beatdown waiting at the show for you!
SECOND PRIZE: ANTONIO A. with “SEXY WHITE GIRL BOOTY BOUNCE”
We couldn’t say no to this impassioned argument: “No matter what music search I’m doing, YouTube always leads me in the direction of white girls doing booty bouncing videos. I’m pretty sure this concept will be nixed immediately but I had to throw it out there. Affirmative action in the form of White Booty. These girls are flipping the game!” A new twist on a classic? Sure. Enjoy your two free tickets! Pick ’em up at the door.
Many of these rule yet Keith’s discography encompasses so much … it took some tough calls.But thanks for entering. You will all be on the discount list tonight!
DANA D. “SANDI AND SALLY”
TYSON H. “TRANSFORMERS PIMP”
JONAS W. “HOMER SCRATCHING”
(A Keith Simpsons album could be killer…)