THURSDAY, SEPT. 27:

Can I refer to Brently as a “Texas-fried funnyman” without doing harm to his career in the laughter arts? I hope so! Anyway, you may recognize the dude from his “Richard Simmons Mysteries” improv shows or the Saturday charity auctions he emcees at Amoeba. Brently’s humor is choice gutbustery of the hilarious kind, often resulting in mass spectacles of sudden involuntary bladder and bowel evacuation that put SunnO))) to shame, and when he and his talented cast are done performing the latest installment of R. Kelly’s space opera “Trapped in the Closet” at M Bar you will need to be hosed off. (OH)

BRENTLY HEILBRON’S TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET CHAPTERS 13-22 LIVE AT THE M BAR, 1253 VINE ST., HOLLYWOOD. 10 PM / $5 / 21+. MYSPACE.COM/BRENTLYHEILBRON.