Vampire Weekend “Vampire Weekend”
VAMPIRE WEEKEND “WALCOTT”
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Can someone drive a stake through this band’s heart?!? They should be named “Fraternity House Weekend!” This is just a pile of indie, cutesy-wootsy, polka, electro, ska, contemporary “bat guana!” For some bizarre reason (and I guess to their credit), they fixate on a string section through the entire recording. A fine idea for a pathetic group of college kids! Dracula says: “This Sucks!” A real “Vampire Weekend” is myself and five nude, nubile vampyrettes raping my soul and sucking me dry! Whoa!! Get me a “Brawny!”
Hail Satan,
(Editors Note: Heru lives in a cave surrounded by his massive collection of vinyl he has been collecting since his days of working at Camel Records and Noise Noise Noise. He does not use the internet or read magazines and has no idea what other people are saying about the records we give him.)
1 cheese // Feb 19, 2008 at 11:23 am
Hahahaha yeah its deff ska and not afro!!! College ska!
2 DJ Short Shorts // Feb 19, 2008 at 12:53 pm
I think this is the best review I’ve ever read.
3 Baby Bulldog // Feb 19, 2008 at 2:04 pm
heru ftw!!!
4 Rich S // Feb 19, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Right on.
5 imnskp // Feb 19, 2008 at 4:22 pm
if you disagree with heru,
st.vincent de paul thrift store has a buttload of brand new izod shirts and hoodies RIGHT NOW for under 4bux each! go get ‘em!
6 veins // Feb 19, 2008 at 9:05 pm
That’s a career-sabotaging review right there…
7 DJ Short Shorts // Feb 20, 2008 at 3:27 am
Hey Heru John Basil, get your dick off my copy of ‘Vampyros Lesbos’!
8 L.A. RECORD » Blog Archive » AMERICAN APPAREL AD AUDITIONS NEXT WEEK // Sep 26, 2008 at 5:48 pm
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