September 4th, 2012 | Radio

Tanline by sangabriel
The first time the gun went off in San Gabriel’s “Tanline,” all the plates and cups on my table started shaking their asses. By the time the second shot was fired, it was like a kinky spring break meets the kitchen scene from Beauty and the Beast. It got so dirrrrrty in here, I have to wash everything now.

—Daiana Feuer