We wanted to make you happy, and so we decided to give you tickets to We Were Promised Jetpacks—in exchange for videos of futuristic inventions. And oh, the futuristicness of the inventions we received! (If you didn’t win … you can still buy tickets here!)
OUR TWO WINNERS:
JORGE R. WITH AN INCREDIBLY FUTURISTIC TOILET SEAT!
It brings spa-like performance and comfort to the privacy of your home! With features for the health conscious and tech savvy. It even has a bowl-illuminating nightlight!
TYRONE R WITH THE BEER FETCHING ROBOT!
It won’t give you the beer until it recognizes your face as being the correct beer recipient! And it knows which beer you want and can read the labels! The future is here!
Thanks to all our entrants … remember to subscribe to our mailing list (firstname.lastname@example.org with subject SUBSCRIBE) so you too can win stuff by sending us stuff in a classic this-stuff-for-that-stuff transaction!
WE WERE PROMISED JETPACKS WITH ROYAL BANGS AND BEAR HANDS ON THURS., NOV. 10, AT THE MUSIC BOX, 6126 HOLLYWOOD BLVD., HOLLYWOOD 90028. 9:00 PM. BUY TICKETS HERE.