This week’s new L.A. RECORD low is courtesy our contest to win tickets to tonight’s killer Spits show, and in a fit of inspired obviousness, we solicited the grossest videos of people spitting. And did people ever deliver! After mopping up, we selected these winners. Thanks to everyone who took time to find gross Internet junk. If you didn’t win, you can get tickets at the door for $12 tonight at Blue Star, 2200 E. 15th St., downtown — see you there!

FIRST PRIZE: “WHATEVER”

She made this video herself. Not only is that disgusting, it’s creative and independent! All things L.A. RECORD holds dear. Good job, grosso. Enjoy your tickets and your infamy!

SECOND PRIZE: LIANA R.

As with so many things, the music makes it. No idea if these guys are related and how / if that would affect the overall grossness of this. Good job! Enjoy your tickets!

RUNNER UP: DANIEL D.

A strangely tasteful spit video with a great payoff. Well chosen, sir. You didn’t win tickets this time, but you have won a measure of respect.

L.A. RECORD PRESENTS THE SPITS, BLEACHED, CLOROX GIRLS, JOHN WESLEY COLEMAN III AND RAYON BEACH ON FRI., JULY 29, AT BLUE STAR, 2200 E. 15TH ST., DOWNTOWN. 9 PM / $12 / 18+.