We have a pair of tickets to see Phoenix, Metric, and the Soft Pack at Greek Theater TONIGHT. Email Daiana [at] larecord [dot] com with your favorite riddle and we’ll set you up. Entries must be received by 1 pm.

examples:

What did the ram say to his sweetheart?

—I love ewe.

What is hard to beat?

—A drum with a hole in it.