Off the wire via: The Dudes

13 September 2008

So we made it across the border. Whoops, eh? It involved a neverending drive in the pouring rain, from Chicago, with approximately one pit stop at approximately one South Side White Castle for approximately two Crave Cases, which is exactly sixty (60) burgers. Five (5) remain. No sleep, etc. You know the drill. We do.

This is Toronto. We haven’t been able to shake that hyoooomid-ass front that’s been following us all week. Montreal just so happens to be next. Did you know that?

10 September 2008

This is Lori. She put us up/put up with us. In Minneapolis. She’s, no jive, an amazing human being. She was in Babes In Toyland. She even bathed Jared, for his first bath in 30 days. We played at that club where Prince did Purple Rain. First Avenue. It was exactly like the movie. Morris Day was even there. We played “Jack U Off” on the way there, but the Dandy Warhols actually played a Prince song. It was our first show with them. It was like the most fun ever. Now we’re in Madison. Wisconsin. Cool town. Honest-to-God day off tomorrow. Which means…
SHOPPING!!!